I ship Sebtana because I think if Sebastian and Santana were together, their relationship would be on equale footing and unlike Brittany, Santana wouldn’t be able to manipulate Sebastian. That, and it’s hot.
|regular people in the shower:||wash, rinse and repeat|
|me in the shower:||accepting award|
|me in the shower:||pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial|
|me in the shower:||pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show|
|me in the shower:||life problems|
|me in the shower:||performing while on tour|
|me in the shower:||ellen is pulling a prank on me|
|me in the shower:||being interviewed on the red carpet|
|me in the shower:||dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables|
Her species must be eradicated.
At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You’re an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I’m still here, or where could I go
You’re the only love I’ve ever known.
Quick & P!nk more like perfection.
|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|